The Boob Tattoo
Your boobs may seem high and to the sky now, but after your give birth and aging comes under way that boob tattoo will be long and droopy. For your grandchildren’s sake don’t do it to yourself.
The Neck Tattoo
There’s no better way to say high I’m a thug than a neck tattoo. There’s no way to cover it up and you’ll most likely be profiled as a criminal with it. Just save yourself the trouble and don’t get it.
The Face Tattoo
It works for Gucci, Birdman, and Lil Wayne, but they are all rappers with criminal backgrounds. It doesn’t work for the average person working a 9 to 5 that has to attend teacher parent conferences each marking period.
The Hand Tattoo
Have you ever tried to shake a person’s hand with a skull tattoo on their hand? It’s not a pretty sight. You want to greet someone without fear… and if you want to instill fear in them just give them a firm hand shake.
The Eye Tattoo
I’ve only seen this on MSNBC’s Lock Up, but honestly if you want to change the color of your eyes get temporary contacts. Tattooing your eyes isn’t cool.
The Lower Back Tattoo
Not only is this location outdated for a tattoo, it’s also the international symbol of doing strange “thangs” for a piece of change. A tramp stamp is a no no. When you get these tattoos just ask yourself who’s more likely to get this tat Barack Obama or Ron Artest? If the answer is Ron Artest then you may want to reevaluate you decision.
words by: @JazGill
