“Jeff “Make America Alabama Again” Sessions, a man who was once denied a federal judgeship due to accusations of racism, was sworn in as the new U.S. Attorney General Thursday. Sessions was confirmed Wednesday with a 52-47 vote, vowing in his subsequent speech to “defend the lawful orders” of former Apprentice host Donald J. Trump. But accusations of racism aren’t the only potential shortcomings of Sessions, as anyone currently reading this whilst packing a bowl in the Bible Belt already knows. Sessions is also staunchly anti-weed.” _Complex