There’s a lot going on in presidential hopeful news. According to CNN, Ben Carson and Donald Trump are actually tied in Iowa polls, making this the first time on more than a month that Trump isn’t leading the charge in one of the early nominating states in the Republican primary. Trump becoming president is actually quite scary.
In related news, Kanye West announced that he wants to run for president in 2020. As we know, ‘Ye is smart and ambitious, but…he might not make the best president, which brings me to a few other celebrities who should never enter the race for Commander-in-Chief.
The Mentorship portion of the “My Brother’s Keeper” initiative would probably devolve. The new mentors would probably promote drugs, and the misogynist agenda, which is all about procreating irresponsibly and trying to regulate on all your babymamas with petty guidelines about what they can and can’t do with their own love lives.
Before Future, there was Lil Wayne. No, just no.
Congratulations to anyone who can get through one speech with that annoying voice of hers. There’s also the incessant tongue twitch, chicken wing-style twerk attempts, and pretending to be hip to issues that she actually knows nothing about.
Any Kardashian (Especially Kim)
She’s smart and talented, but also a loose cannon. She tends to speak truth most of the time, but just when you want to rock with her she goes just a little too left. A chill button suits her well, and until she finds it, definitely no presidential runs.