Tips for Creeping on Social Media

In this day and age pimping ain’t easy. Everyone is less than 3 degrees of separation so creeping has become an art. Here are some ways to help keep your pimp hand strong in the Y2K age.

1. Hide your Facebook friends … That way your jawn can’t see easily see your connected with.

2. Deactivate your Facebook wall…. Nothing worse than being ask “who is *insert name* saying hey on your wall”. Just avoid the madness and let everyone hit up your inbox.

3. Don’t update your Facebook status too often… The less you update the less you can get in trouble for suspicious likes and comments. Now this can either help or hurt you depending on the jawns you mess with. Some jawns will go h.a.m. on your status just to be seen. Those are the jawns you need to have on limited profile!

4. Mess with people who have private accounts…. There’s nothing worse than trying to twitter stalk and you can’t because a status is protected. #EVL (evil laugh)

5. Keep it in a DM! … As soon as you see a conversation going in the direction that could get you caught up take it to direct message.

6. Keep your passwords protected…. If you’ve been dating your main fella/girl for years it’s easy for them to get your password. All they need to know is the answer to that security question and BAM you’re caught! Don’t make it easy for them. They know your first car and your mothers maiden name so have an answer only you would know.

You can avoid all of this by having a secret email address they cant track that’s attached to your social networking accounts. You can never retrieve that lost password if you don’t know the email right?

At the end of the day the “twachers” are out chea! So make sure you creep at your own risk.

Words by Jazmyn Gilliard (@JazGill)