If you think divorce is a tragic way to end an 18-day marriage, how about divorce as an end to a 77-year marriage? An Italian couple—he 99, she 96—are calling it quits after the husband discovered that his wife had an affair … in the 1940s. The Telegraph reports that just before Christmas, “Antonio C” stumbled upon letters in a drawer that “Rosa C” wrote to her lover. She admitted to the affair, but her pleas that he reconsider apparently fell on deaf ears. The two, who have five kids, a dozen grandchildren, and one great-grandchild, are set to become the world’s oldest divorcees.